Best one liners

Foggy............................. I want you to bury that 50p so I cant see it! Properly this time !!:mad:
Foggy..................Proceed burial party ":geek2:
 
The Former Mrs. Truelove had all the arrogance of an attractive woman. It's just a pity she didn't have the face and figure to go with it.
 
I thought he'd been dead for years; mind you, there were several of our teachers who gave that impression.
 
Auntie: It’s a funeral, not his wedding night.
Clegg: I found the occasions to be verrrry similar….

(granted most of mine have been TWO liners, but at least ultimately leading to one important one)
 
Auntie: It’s a funeral, not his wedding night.
Clegg: I found the occasions to be verrrry similar….

(granted most of mine have been TWO liners, but at least ultimately leading to one important one)

Not to worry so long as the important one is there !;)
 
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