Best one liners


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Blamire looking at Compo's doorstep sandwich ....................."You know if one of those ever came up in the North Sea, there'd be an international incident to decide who was going to stick a flag in it.!":20:
Apologies this is not from the show but it could have been one of the characters saying it and the apology also covers those who may have heard it but I have only just heard it and I laughed out loud. When Ken Dodd was in court for tax non payment he said in his defence:-

" Tax is collected by Inland Revenue and I thought I did not have to pay it because I live by the Sea" :37::37::37: