Dick The Red.

Discussion in 'Chat about anything non Summer Wine' started by Pearl, Oct 30, 2017.

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  1. Pearl

    Pearl Super Moderator Staff Member


    He doesn't know I hide in the bushes and watches his every move. By the way someone needs to tell him what he was doing 5 minutes ago can become habit forming!
     
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  2. captain clutterbuck

    captain clutterbuck Well-Known Member

    Pearl has often walked
    Down your street before
    but on the pavement
    never kicking down your big front door

    All at sea am I
    here in fear I lie
    Knowing Pearl's on the street where I live
    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::13::13::13::13::13::13:
     
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  3. barmpot

    barmpot Well-Known Member


    And I know where other people live .... but my lips are sealed :D:D:D
     
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  4. captain clutterbuck

    captain clutterbuck Well-Known Member

    Don't worry Pearl may huff and puff but won't blow your house down , Pearl is not El Lobo [the wolf] . I am sure your abode is made of good old English Brick . :)
     
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  5. Pearl

    Pearl Super Moderator Staff Member

    Yeaaaaah she does!
     
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  6. maltrab

    maltrab Administrator Staff Member


    Sush she knows where I live
     
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  7. captain clutterbuck

    captain clutterbuck Well-Known Member

    Hope you are not avoiding the question and fobbing Pearl off with the answer she wants to hear . A sort of Peeking Duck !! :08:
     
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  8. maltrab

    maltrab Administrator Staff Member

    Nope, no peeking
     
  9. Pearl

    Pearl Super Moderator Staff Member

    Have you been peeking on Facebook?
     
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  10. dick

    dick Well-Known Member

    I'll have you know sir, my antecedents were from the House of York! :22:
     
  11. captain clutterbuck

    captain clutterbuck Well-Known Member

    Ah so he didn't meet her and thus the dream for Dick is still alive great for him :), more postings for us from Richard :39:
     
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  12. maltrab

    maltrab Administrator Staff Member

    He must support the wrong football team
     
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  13. Pearl

    Pearl Super Moderator Staff Member

    Yep.
     
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  14. barmpot

    barmpot Well-Known Member

    ell that has well and truly scuppered that theory
     
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  15. Pearl

    Pearl Super Moderator Staff Member

    Ermmm NO. !
     
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  16. barmpot

    barmpot Well-Known Member


    ah yes, all is revealed .....
     
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  17. captain clutterbuck

    captain clutterbuck Well-Known Member

    He hasn't finally met you know who riding the two wheeled transport and all that ardour and amour simply dissolved away and he blushed post box red before the lady could even say "Hello Tiger" :08:
     
  18. barmpot

    barmpot Well-Known Member

    House of Lancaster then ....
     
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  19. happyjack

    happyjack Well-Known Member

    The mind boggles:rolleyes:
     
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  20. Pearl

    Pearl Super Moderator Staff Member

    For reasons I shall not go into from hence forth Dick shall be know has Dick The Red. :08::cheek:
     

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