As Frank Carson would say "That's a cracker" or rather ................................................ That's from a cracker ! Do you think Jack and Joey have raided your Cracker stash, you may only have 11 left for Christmas day and you're one down for your guests .
...................... and then there were 10 not that you can hide the box of crackers in a high place like say the top of the wardrobe as Joey can just fly up and pick one out and drop down to Jack , better buy another box just in case . I hear on the Grapevine that Joey can talk and once worked in a Magician' s act on the Cruise Ships . Things went well until he started shouting out how the tricks were done . One day however tragedy struck and the liner was hit by a storm and sank . Joey flew around the wreckage and eventually found the Magician clinging to a bit of the wreckage to which he asked " Ok brilliant trick now tell me where you've hidden the ship!!"
Jack has now got his own back by putting loads of glitter in Joey's Trill , when he poops on the tray of his cage it's so sparkly and bright poor Joey cannot get to sleep for the glow
Buddies with thick heads after a humdinger of a party seek Canine and Ornithological Lucozade for mutual hangover cure , no time wasters , top prices paid !
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