Your favourite quotes from Last Of The Summer Wine. I'll begin

Wesley: I'm busy.
Edie: What are you so busy with?
Wesley: Would you believe, a canoe.
Edie: What on earth are you doing with a canoe!
Wesley: My feelings exactly, but you know what your Seymour's like when it comes to taking "no" for an answer.
Edie: (in her posh voice) Well, I can only assume that if our Seymour needs a canoe, he needs a canoe.
 
Wesley: I'm busy.
Edie: What are you so busy with?
Wesley: Would you believe, a canoe.
Edie: What on earth are you doing with a canoe!
Wesley: My feelings exactly, but you know what your Seymour's like when it comes to taking "no" for an answer.
Edie: (in her posh voice) Well, I can only assume that if our Seymour needs a canoe, he needs a canoe.
Absolute comedy gold. Thora Hird was a brilliant addition to the LOTSW cast. Truly excellent.
 
Regarding Billy Ingleton. Foggy (to Compo & Clegg): I don't know what you're laughing for? If he can't go on, you'll have to do something. We've got an audience coming.
 
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