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  1. captain clutterbuck

    The Summerwine.net music thread

    Elvis 's first album is definitely in the top ten of debut albums ever released .
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Hobbo stuck UP a tree , team my team !!!
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    Quotable Arkwright.....

    Arkwright: D'ya know what you need? A good walloping. Nurse Gladys Emmanuel: Oh, yeah and who's gonna give it to me? Arkwright: I? I? I am. Nurse Gladys Emmanuel: Oh, three of you.
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    Favourite Arkwright selling ruses

    Granville I want a w-w-word with you . That's three words! That girl at Grimshaws . Who big Edna ? Have you been kn-kn-knocking off . No I anly admired her from a distance . Will you let me finish have you been knocking coppers of her grocery bill? You do the same for Mrs Featherstone . Yes but...
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Billy Hardcastle is all of a Quiver , surely he cannot shoot an apple from Cleggy's head
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    The Great British Sewing Bee

    Sorry Barry I beat you to it :)
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    The Great British Sewing Bee

    If Mr Mash doesn't post need to bring Bob in as a replacement , if he does hope Mr M doesn't get the needle . :fp::tw:
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    Aquilegia Vulgaris from my garden a few years back

    A pertinent post with it being the week of the Chelsea Flower Show , if Compo were to enter the competition this would be his garden.
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    I am posting via Linux

    When I saw this thread title had a bit of a Specsavers moment thought it was going to be about this guy.
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    The Great British Sewing Bee

    I think this is your attempt to stitch us up and cajole us into watching it :08:;)
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    Your favourite quotes from Last Of The Summer Wine. I'll begin

    One of the most emotional and pertinent ever is the closing lines of The Afterthoughts of a Coop Manager when Clegg after showing great disdain about his Manager who he clearly hated when he worked for him speaks with real emotion about his Manager's contribution during the war , it is a...
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Colin Summerwine Tour guide [he deserves a mention after all the years of joy he has provided]
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    I am posting via Linux

    Linux parked I am so so sorry to hear you are housebound Terry hoping your situation improves imminently.
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    You can see why they Moved

    He's playing Tuggy on High, he's safe on there especially as the person who is "on" is Marina and it won't be a simple tap on the shoulder if she catches him. :)
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Why is Young Barry's nose bleeding ? Assertive training take a bow Truly!
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Who'd have guessed Auntie's Food trough can float down the River
  17. captain clutterbuck

    The Summerwine.net music thread

    I make no apologies for posting this on what is predominantly a rock and folk thread but as an ex Wigan Casino boy back in the day all my memories came flooding back last night at the Sage [Glasshouse now I ask you] Gateshead for a rerun of the Northern Soul prom from last years set of concerts...
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Compo's eX Thursday girl Reggie Unsworth
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Howard the Fly Boy UP UP and away [ on his toes as usual]
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    Quotable Arkwright.....

    Granville comes out of the shop with his shirt unbuttoned to the waist. "What have you got on , do your shirt up , you're too short to dress like that , people will mistake you for a very tall man with his flies undone."
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