Goats eat mattresses don't they?
There was a very large lorry, that had backed down the lane just past your gate, I think he was grabbing a nap, they had shut off the lane to the right and doing some kind of works along there, I just hope it's not the New Mill bypassThere's no way you'd have fitted that gate in that Commer van of yours...
I daren't think how many mattresses I could end up with if I bought that!
In addition to that other profession, the goat became a GOAT (Greatest of All Time).You are correct Adrian , the goat's sibling was born and grew to be a fine Billy but it chose another profession rather than follow his mother and is now an accountant living in Upperthong . It decided that the stage and TV was not for him and had no desire to Act the Goat!