Compo to the rescue

[Peripheral]

This morning I was wondering what to do with all my money. At the moment it is in an old cocoa tin in which my aunt Gladys used to keep her false teeth. The whole two pounds sixty-seven pence is in there. I contemplated leaving it to the Home For Retired Traffic Wardens but decided not to because they would only put a sticker on it. At the time I was contemplating, I was watching LOTSW 'Who's Looking After The Cafe Then?'. Suddenly, Compo came up with an answer to my problem, I would put it in a Eunochs Truss. Nobody will try and pinch it from there.
Peri.

 

[dick]

The traffic warden thing is closer to the truth than you think. Last years TOUR DE YORKSHIRE had Portaloos on the side of the road which had parking tickets placed on them ?

 

[Peripheral]

Portaloos at the side of the road Dick? What was the outcome? Err, don't answer that.

 

[dick]

They wer'n't supposed to be driven away till the fines were paid !

 

[Peripheral]

Hey Dick, do you mean that the portaloos were left in situ. Boy, I bet that caused a right stink.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

I would put it in a Eunochs Truss

Just perhaps another case of Roy Clarke plagiarising his own work Arkwright goes away for the night and takes the contents of his Oxo tin in a Money belt which is extremely constricting !