Peripheral
Dedicated Member
Good Day everyone. Here's hoping that everybody is in a cheerful mood. Is it today that Terry goes to the optometro.....optterm....... eye hospital? You will have all our best wishes that everything goes well. Don't be surprised if you see some footballers there, quite a few need goalpost recognition treatment. You may see some in the car park practicing trying to hit a barn door with the ball from a distance of three feet.
Back to the cheerful mood bit. When you walk into the breakfast room smile and think of something happy. If things do go wrong and your toast is burned to a crisp, don't try and throw it through the window, put it into an envelope and send it to me. I am trying to build a wall in the back garden but I am running short of bricks. A few slices of burnt toast will help finish the job. SMILE is the action, smile and show everyone your teeth, and by that Dick I don't mean take them out and pass them round. Remember, not all news is bad, some of it is good. If you have some good news then share it. My good news is that I managed to reach the breakfast table after only falling down three times. Usually it's six. My second fall is actually very good news. Whilst I lay on the floor in a prune position I found a 2P coin that I lost in 1976. WOT WAS THAT? That's right missus, PRUNE position. I say prune because my body has more wrinkles on it than a politicians speech. After re-establishing myself for the third time to an upright posture, I seated myself at the table and promptly opened up my laptop to give you the good news that I still had the ability to type my good news to you. ???????? What was that?..... IT'S NOT GOOD NEWS, IT'S A LOAD OF CRAP.
VICTORIA, did you teach Joey to use phrases like that?
Back to the cheerful mood bit. When you walk into the breakfast room smile and think of something happy. If things do go wrong and your toast is burned to a crisp, don't try and throw it through the window, put it into an envelope and send it to me. I am trying to build a wall in the back garden but I am running short of bricks. A few slices of burnt toast will help finish the job. SMILE is the action, smile and show everyone your teeth, and by that Dick I don't mean take them out and pass them round. Remember, not all news is bad, some of it is good. If you have some good news then share it. My good news is that I managed to reach the breakfast table after only falling down three times. Usually it's six. My second fall is actually very good news. Whilst I lay on the floor in a prune position I found a 2P coin that I lost in 1976. WOT WAS THAT? That's right missus, PRUNE position. I say prune because my body has more wrinkles on it than a politicians speech. After re-establishing myself for the third time to an upright posture, I seated myself at the table and promptly opened up my laptop to give you the good news that I still had the ability to type my good news to you. ???????? What was that?..... IT'S NOT GOOD NEWS, IT'S A LOAD OF CRAP.
VICTORIA, did you teach Joey to use phrases like that?
