Have a Nice Day

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Good day to you all. It is very cold in our locality, in fact, it is so cold I've had to knit some woolly jumpers for my goose pimples. I use a special wool for that job. It is obtained from the lesser known South African flying earth worm which only sheds its furry coating when the planet Ostapoid is in conjunction with with my ex mother in law kissing me on the cheek whilst wishing me a Merry Christmas on Good Friday. I also stuffed a hot water bottle inside my underpants to keep my fishing tackle warm. You may say that underpants are not a place to keep fishing tackle. Well, you should see the old trout it caught on its last outing.
I will now do you all a favour and stop writing anymore of this ruggish. What's that you say? I should have put rubbish! No, ruggish is right, I'm having ventriloquist training lessons by email during lock-down.
Have a nice day. :37:
 
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