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Funny how there's a Mr Bristow in Open All Hours comes into the shop in full motorbike gear and his helmet visor snapped shut causing undue panic about responsibility ending with a woman coming in for her bread just as Arkwright is brandishing an axe to tap the helmet to try and free it . She goes off screaming , Arkwright loses her order and all Bristow wanted was a flint with Arkwright moaning he had to split a pack. I think Roy Clarke just recycles names and we have had examples quoted before.