How to embarrass Clegg

He was redder with embarrassment than the tomato sauce when Truly and he ventured out for a meal at a local Italian . Truly read the menu out to him with emphasis placed on a particular Pizza . Cleggy got hot and bothered, furtively scanning the room and entrance out of pure fear when Truly mentioned the MARINAra Pizza;)
 
What I really like are the "squeeks of anguish and fear" Cleggy makes when he is encountered by the "fairer sex" and has no means of escape !!.....a prime example is when he enters the Cafe,only to be met by Marina...and a pair of white boxer shorts with little red dots on !!!....
Marina tells him he forgot them after the previous night's liason.....Cleggy looks at them.....looks at Marina.....looks at the ladies.. and his prospective date Mavis.....and does his SQUEEK !!!....tries to escape via the door...only to be pushed back into the cafe by the boys.....then....the SQUEEK returns.
And to quote Holmfirth's biggest man eater [she wishes !!!!]....."THAT NORMAN CLEGG.....HE IS BRUTAL......BUT MAGNIFICENT !!!!!."
 
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