Peripheral
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Hi all, as usual this morning I woke up after 5. Sadly I only caught two of them. Just catching two tired m....... What was that you said missus? ...... Hoy Gertrude, I'm talking about flies not women. Yeah, the fly season has started again. Now, about the women..... The last time I had five women in my bedroom I thought that my number was up. ...... Listen missus, listen. Please give me chance to explain. It happened one night when I dreamt that Pearl was chasing me round a nudist camp with a large staple gun in her hand. Yes missus, I did say large. I have not always been as diminutive as I am these days. My diminutiveness is such that I am not capable of catching covid 19. I think that covid five and a half would be about all I could stretch to........ NOW WHAT HAVE I SAID? Captain Clutterbuck, Dick, would you two guys mind escorting that woman to the exit, she is putting her own thoughts to my little dissertation. Now where the heck was I? Can you all carry on painting your toe nails while I ??? ......... Hey Moggie, what shade of green is that? YUCK. Excuse me while I find out where I was up to. ............. AAH YES. Five women in my bedroom. Like I said, Pearl was chasing me with a staple gun. All she wanted to do was staple my wig to my head because it kept blowing off in the wind. Finally, back to my story about the five women. My nightmare had caused me to yell out for help and my wife, thinking that I was about to shake a seven, called the emergency services. THAT is why there were five women in my bedroom. One was my wife, one was a nurse, one was a doctor and the other two were twenty four hour call out undertakers.
Do have a good day.
Do have a good day.