Inebriation and it's effects

[Roger]

Glenda's friend Astrid in The Mystical Squeak Of Howard's Bicycle.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Tom when his mouse Pablo dies sorry can recall the exact episode .

 

[maltrab]

Foggy accused Ogden Buttercluff of having a skinful after almost running Compo over in Keeping Britain Tidy

 

[Barrychuckle]

Derek Wilton in Goodnight Sweet Ferret was well oiled at one stage....

 

[Inky Batty]

all participants were drunk on Barry's stag do to the point where they took him for a run on the moors in Uncle of the Bride

 

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Mending Stuart's Leg. Sid was telling a customer that, if he could get three barley wines down Ivy, it was as if flowers suddenly started blooming in the desert.

 

[Inky Batty]

Ivy says she'll never forgive Sid for being drunk at her Grandad's funeral, Sid reckoned her Grandad was the only one there who was sober.

 

[Graham]

Leave it to the Hos, the Hos knows the way home

 

[Inky Batty]

Kevin Wanless, the wise nan of the woods, had more than enough in the pub when they were planning his new career in Volvo Headlamp. So had Truly.

 

[MoodyBlue]

Foggy !!!!!......comatose underneath Truly's table.....[I bet he never opened his wallet...he will have been "mine sweeping" all night !.]
It takes Truly,Compo,Cleggy and Wesley to carry him out of the stag night party.....he gets thrown in the back of Wesley's truck.....and ends up being taken home by Rosemary,the post lady with the biggest round !!!.."it's always a pleasure to be of service to Mr.Dewhurst"......whatever he was drinking was even more potent than the drop of homebrew he had at Ernie Mordew's funeral tea !!!!!

 

[maltrab]

In the New Mobile Trio Walters mum claims he got stupid drunk and tried to teach the dog to ride a bicycle

 

[Graham]

No he didn't ride a bike, he fell off!

 

[Inky Batty]

Tom and Alvin had a skinful in The Mysterious tinkle in Howard's eyes

 

[Stephen]

Compo, Clegg and Blamire were all one over the eight at the end of Pate and Chips. Each toasting individual people and things with a can of Long Life. Lol

 

[Inky Batty]

Hobbo, Alvin, Barry, Howard and Entwistle all had a skin full in Look Whose Wheel's Come Off

 

[MoodyBlue]

Maltrab...to continue on the "drunken Smiler" theme.....he only had 2 [very] small glasses...it must have been lovely because he licked the glass after his second one !!....robs a bike !!....can't pronounce "gooseberry wine"..."woosberry gine " I think he said....then tells Truly that he has a message for "BORA NATTY" !!!...and goes all musical..singing "WHEN YOUR SMILING"...VERY BADLY !!!!
And when he was father Christmas [because he lost a unfair toss with the elf also known as Tom] after being dragged all around Holmfirth by Entwistle, Cleggy kindly offered him some whiskey [for medicinal purposes...pain relief of course !!!]....after having more than 1 too many he drifted off to sleep...with a big smile on his boozy red face !!

 

[Onslow]

Gentle comedy for the viewers - not so much for the actors!