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Jedi cat wins battle

Legend says they pursued said Moggy until their owner shouted "c'mon Sponge, c'mon Treacle, din dins". Sparcatus the ahem cat waited for them outside but as their bellies were full and adrenaline subsided their initial warriornessnessness wore thin and they hence became fearful. Sparcatus indeed declared "I am Sparcatus" and no one, nay not one soul, save Barrychuckle and Captain Clutterbuck (drunk on local ale) dared to repeat said declaration...EVER!!!
 
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