jokes bad or otherwise.

An Italian fellow named Rob
Has spent more than quite a few bob
If you think it's a pity
For Manchester City
Poor Rob's got to find a new job!
 
On my way to work this morning, I noticed the man driving next to me was texting whilst driving.
Knowing how dangerous that can be, I promptly rolled down my window and threw my beer at him.
 
A man called to my door today.
"Are you happy with your broad-brand provider," he asked.
"Very much, but I'm sure you're going to tell me why I should change it?"
"That's exactly it, sir," he replied. "I've been using yours from across the road for months but it's starting to get a bit slow."
 
I failed history because I got the date of the exam wrong. So I made sure I was on time and on the right day for my geography exam.
Which I failed because I was in the wrong classroom.
 
My mate said somebody nicked a pair of his wife's knickers off their washing line.
He's not too bothered about the knickers but would like the 12 pegs back.
 
I think I have found the answer to the life long conundrum about a tree falling in the woods.
It mustn't make a sound as I have yet to see a facebook update about crashing trees.
 
I booked a weekend away at a country hotel that was miles from anywhere.
Which explains why I couldn't find it.
 
George said:
I think I have found the answer to the life long conundrum about a tree falling in the woods.
It mustn't make a sound as I have yet to see a facebook update about crashing trees.
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reminds me of a similar line,

If a man makes a decision in the forest, and his wife is not there to hear it
Is he still wrong?
 
My wife was listening to desert island discs on the radio.
"What record would you want if we were stranded on a desert island?" she asked.
"A long distance swimming one" I said.
 
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