A bloke knocked on my door this morning and said, "Could you spare 5 minutes to do an opinion poll?"
I replied, "Sorry mate, my opinion isn't in at the moment, she's down the shops."
Papiss Cissé fined for refusing to wear shirt showing Newcastle club sponsor Wonga.
Initial fine of £5,000, rising to £47,987,654,334 if he hasn't paid by Friday.