jokes bad or otherwise.

[captain clutterbuck]

Sad news today , the Pillsbury Dough boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic stomach issues after being poked there for many years. He is survived by his wife Play and children John and Jane. The Service will be held at the local crematorium at 350 for twenty minutes.

 

[Roger]

This man was about to throw dough, cheese, and tomatoes at me. I said, "You wanna pizza me?"