I was on the M6 years ago when a HGV carrying Vicks Vapour rub overturned, spewing the whole contents across both carriageways. There was no congestion for 8 hours......
Paddy says to Murphy " Here you know if I came to your house and made passionate love to your wife and she got pregnant and had a baby would it be right that makes us Cousins? "
Murphy replies " No Paddy to be sure that's not right , but I guess that would make us Even!"
Steve Cram, Daley Thompson and Tessa Sanderson go round to Seb Coe's house for tea . Steve took the Fish , Tessa to the chips and Daley the mushy peas . They sit down and are about to start eating when there's a loud knock at the door so Daley goes and answers . The rest shout "Who is it ??" . Daley replies "it's Fatima wi "T" bread"
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