Quotable Arkwright.....

[captain clutterbuck]

After being thrown out by Arkwright and some sympathy from the Nurse
Granville: Don't worry about me the town is Buzzing tonight sometimes I'm lucky and in the light there's lots of different coloured moths I can gaze at as a change .

 

[captain clutterbuck]

After an invite to come over for a bite to eat later.

Arkwright: Well I'd better get back to the shop
Nurse Gladys: I like the retail Christmas theme especially the Three Wise Men so when you come over later you'd better be bearing gifts

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Granville: This suit is much easier to iron than your last one , it was so shiny it was like going down the Cresta run. What happened to your old suit?
Arkwright: Nurse Gladys made me give it away to charity , right now there is a tribesman in North Africa dressed in a pinstripe suit wondering why he keeps sliding off his camel.

 

[mashibinbin]

Granville: This suit is much easier to iron than your last one , it was so shiny it was like going down the Cresta run. What happened to your old suit?
Arkwright: Nurse Gladys made me give it away to charity , right now there is a tribesman in North Africa dressed in a pinstripe suit wondering why he keeps sliding off his camel.

I hope he doesn't get the hump!