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Moggie Moo

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How did that lady get a domino in her hat,
I said how did that lady get a domino in her hat,
Did she loose at fives and threes,
Or did she catch it on the breeze,
How did that lady get a domino in her hat,

The tap room was full on that Saturday night,
Some guys were fooling when they were shooting pool,
The tap room was full on that Saturday night,
The Guys all stood around just looking cool,

How did that lady get a domino in her hat,
I said how did that lady get a domino in her hat,
Did she loose at fives and threes,
Or did she catch it on the breeze,
How did that lady get a domino in her hat,

Well Rodney Hall struck the white cue ball,
He hit it so hard it sprung back off the wall,
It bounced on the pocket took off like a rocket,
And landed in Mrs Millers gin and tonic,

Mrs Miller, she screamed with such a fright,
Her husband Dennis thought there was a fight,
He threw his doms into the air,
His knuckle fists were blatently bare,
And the lady just sat behind him in a chair,

How did that lady get a domino in her hat,
I said how did that lady get a domino in her hat,
Did she loose at fives and threes,
Or did she catch it on the breeze,
How did that lady get a domino in her hat,

Dominoes a flying Mrs Miller started crying,
When Rodney stood back on the pubs old black cat,
The creature took fright and ran into the night,
When the white double blank landed in the ladies hat,

That's how that lady got a domino in her hat,
I said that's how that lady got a domino in her hat,
She didn't loose at fives and threes,
She didn't catch it on the breeze,
That's how that lady got a domino in her hat.
 
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