You know when your marriage is past "the honeymoon period" when your response to a man [i.e. Compo] "leering" at your wife is......"I CAN ONLY MARVEL AT THE QUIRKINESS OF HIS TASTE !!!!"........
Great lines from the man himself in "The White Man's Grave".....
To Sid when he mentions "home"....." GO ON !!!!...GET NASTY !!!!".....and on leaving Nora....."SHE REDUCED ME' BRAIN TO JELLY !!!!...I'M DEPENDANT ON 'ER !!!!"......delivered by the man with the smile that big [on the VERY RARE opportunities he was able to use it !!!] it would light up the room !!!
My all time favourite and sorry to say I have used it many times especially when I have come across a particularly gobby lady who has irritated me to the point I have lost the will to live. "Why don't you sit down Nora you've been on your mouth all day" Strangely in most instances it gets a laugh especially from the person's friends and often from the person themselves yet to get my face slapped which is a good sign.
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