Peripheral
Dedicated Member
Today I was going to prune my hair but I must wash it first. It is always best to have your hair cut before washing it because you use less shampoo and conditioner thus saving on the toiletries expense. One has to save as much money as is possible these days especially if you want to keep your hip flask full. Now that raises a question. Which is best, a full hip flask or an empty hip flask? A full hip flask means that all the contents are waiting to be quiffed. Err, should that be quaffed. Hang about while I check it out in my dicksandharry. Dick, how did you work your way into this story? Anyway, back to quiffing and quaf....???..... Who the hell is Harry? Do we have a Harry amongst our members? YOU? But you're a missus, missus. How can you be a Harry? You're whom? Err who? You're Harry? How on earth can you be Harry whe........ OH I see now, you aren't Harry, you are Harrie as Harrie in short for Harriet! OOPS, OOPS and another OOPS. I have just become aware of a king size clanger I dropped last night. Well, my struggle and strife was getting ready to go out with Gerald. We had one almighty bull and cow and I told her that if she was intent on going out with Gerald not to bother coming home. She promptly packed her case and left. Oh me and my king sized cake-hole. Excuse me a minute, I have a most urgent phone call to make.
Ring ring, ring ring.
'Hello, is my wife there Geraldine?'
Ring ring, ring ring.
'Hello, is my wife there Geraldine?'