Your favourite quotes from Last Of The Summer Wine. I'll begin

[Roger]

Crusher... I see you've brought a wheel, she never said anything about people bringing wheels.

 

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Compo (to Shep) You must be mad, wanting to strangle poor little innocent kids! Use your pole, what do you think it's for?

 

[Barrychuckle]

'Ow many teas, Aunty Ivy??

 

[Roger]

Glenda... I'm thinking of starting a family.
Edie.... Hadn't you better get home first?

 

[mikey1965uk]

"Decency. They drop like flies with decency"

 

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Wesley: I'm busy.
Edie: What are you so busy with?
Wesley: Would you believe, a canoe.
Edie: What on earth are you doing with a canoe!
Wesley: My feelings exactly, but you know what your Seymour's like when it comes to taking "no" for an answer.
Edie: (in her posh voice) Well, I can only assume that if our Seymour needs a canoe, he needs a canoe.

 

[mikey1965uk]

Wesley: I'm busy.
Edie: What are you so busy with?
Wesley: Would you believe, a canoe.
Edie: What on earth are you doing with a canoe!
Wesley: My feelings exactly, but you know what your Seymour's like when it comes to taking "no" for an answer.
Edie: (in her posh voice) Well, I can only assume that if our Seymour needs a canoe, he needs a canoe.

Absolute comedy gold. Thora Hird was a brilliant addition to the LOTSW cast. Truly excellent.

 

[Roger]

Crusher... Mr Utterthwaite's out there with a seat.
Ivy... Tell him we've got one.

 

[Barrychuckle]

Vicar lighting a cigarette in first episode... I'm supposed to be stopping, but then, on the other hand, it's hardly fitting for me to be seen trying to live forever, is it