Your favourite quotes from Last Of The Summer Wine. I'll begin

[mikey1965uk]

Auntie Wainwright: Now then, I suppose you'd all like a nice cup of tea? Compo, Clegg and Seymour together: Yes please, thankyou. Auntie Wainwright: That'll be 10p each.

10p hahaha we wish ; )))

 

[lotsw1984]

10p hahaha we wish ; )))

Probably be about 3 or 4 quid she would charge now days

 

[mikey1965uk]

Probably be about 3 or 4 quid she would charge now days

Auntie Wainwright? Ummmm try again

 

[Roger]

Nelly... Travis is quite a dainty eater. He can make a ginger biscuit last longer than a set of tyres.

 

[MoodyBlue]

"Oh no !!!!!...it's The Sherriff of Nottingham !!!!!!".....
"LINGWEEEEEEEEENIE !!!!!".......
"He's a bit gobby this landlord !!!.....he must be related to The Sherriff of Nottingham !!!".....
Sharp intake of breath....sharp intake of breath followed by a pause....then "WRONG !!!!....it's a lovely day for cleaning the windows !!!!....BACK AND FRONT !!!!".....
"I'll just mowsey on down and see my neighbour"....Howard after reading his cowboy book.....
"Do not dare to question El Lobo !!!!!....the smiling bandito !!!!!"
x!

 

[Roger]

Nelly... Isn't it wonderful, the way nature arranges for the crackpots to find each other.

 

[Barrychuckle]

Pearl to Howard - INSIDE!!!!!!!!

 

[Roger]

Compo... I've never been biased against ugly. There's mileage to be gained at that end of the market.

 

[mikey1965uk]

"Ready when you are Norm!"

 

[Roger]

Clegg talking about Howard... "The world was his oyster until he found a Pearl in it"

 

[mikey1965uk]

Clegg talking about Howard... "The world was his oyster until he found a Pearl in it"

Cleggs quotes are brilliant

 

[WellyMan]

Yes it's very nice there, My Mum still lives in Marple but I moved to Stockport when I got a place of my own.

Nearby New Mills reminds me a bit of Holmfirth.

All going well I'll be moving to Brian Wilde's home town of Ashton Under Lyne later this year.

I was born in Ashton and lived there till I was 4.

 

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Foggy: (to Sid) We'll have three of your horrible meat pies please Sidney.
Sid: Do you want the large horrible meat pies, or the small horrible meat pies?
Foggy: Small.
Sid: Wimp!

 

[Roger]

Compo talking about Truly... "He's got more clatter than Marina's jewellery"

 

[mikey1965uk]

"It's the tea and buns you know. The interminable tea and buns"

 

[Roger]

I only once seen a bloke who walked like that, and he was foreign so you didn't like to ask.

 

[Roger]

Alvin... I'd reckon if Pearl had been Little Red Riding Hood, she would've eaten the wolf.

 

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Glenda: Will you wait in the car Barry. All the ladies together: Yes, wait in the car Barry.

 

[Roger]

Edie... Go talk to your father's boots.

 

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After buying three buns from Ivy. Clegg: (to Compo) Where's your bun?! Foggy: He's eaten it. Compo: They're dead easy are buns.