Recent content by Pearl

A daughter that loves her daddy.

Code blue CODE BLUE! Terry we need a drip feed and 400 ml of antipastie fluid, a flux capacitor with pastieoil and 4cc of hypipastie for withdrawal STAT!!! Everyone remain calm and don't make any sudden moves, we have his all under control. We've rehearsed for this we know what we're doing.

Absolutely nothing on the TV this year, I watched Death in Paradise and yesterday sat for 9 hours watching the final series of Stranger Things but the rest of the time I relied on my dvds.

I think £5 is a very reasonable amount to keep the site going, I know many members would see this a great opportunity to help out with the running costs. We have a lovely community here and I for one would definitely pay £5 to keep us together and £5 is a suitable fee for me to pay to keep you...

A Highland Coo

I would but then you'd shout at me!

So they're going to repair the repair? Sounds like the council.

I'm a founding member,been a Crum these past 45 years.

I have them on dvd, I'm a fan of Ronnie Barker but not sure this was his best work, I did enjoy it however.

Brushes at Dawn.

You've no idea how close that is to the first time I mistook a priest for someone else.

Is this a later one?

Uncle of the Bride, Seymour made a cooker that bits kept dropping off

Oh I knew him I just thought he was someone I was married to but after I swore and blasphened at him I realised I had the wrong man. Him in doors as always said it's only matter of time before I get him excomunicated.

Can honestly say I've never wanted to kidnap a vicar, I did once hijack a priest but was a case of mistaken identity.