Sorry Barry

?? Are you a Marriage Celebrant Terry hosting LOTSW themed weddings on Barry's infamous piece of land or have you simply put an extra "d" and left oot the only geordie vowel "e" in the word Wedding :)
Now there's an idea, either that or funerals
 
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?? Are you a Marriage Celebrant Terry hosting LOTSW themed weddings on Barry's infamous piece of land or have you simply put an extra "d" and left oot the only geordie vowel "e" in the word Wedding :)
You too can indulge in the ultimate experience. Marvel as you, the groom are left stranded on the moors as the father of the bride arrives in a clapped out vintage banger. Be the envy of all your friends as you arrive by self propelled wheelbarrow. Be astonished that one scruffy Simmonite has a wonderful green coat never to be seen again. Get drunk the night before and have an eventual happy ending always under the watchful eye of a mother in law who stocks caffeine merely to silence your beloved. Be wary of a decorated egg coming your way as a gift...
 
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