5 Pearls of Scottish Wisdom to Remember

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1. Money cannot buy happiness. But somehow, it’s more comfortable to
> cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.
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> 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the B******’s name.
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> 3. Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he
> is in trouble again.
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> 4. Many people are alive, only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
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> 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
 
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