5 Pearls of Scottish Wisdom to Remember

[Compo]

1. Money cannot buy happiness. But somehow, it’s more comfortable to
> cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.
>
> 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the B******’s name.
>
> 3. Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he
> is in trouble again.
>
> 4. Many people are alive, only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
>
> 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

 

[Big Unc]

What has Malta got against Scotland?

 

[Compo]

Nothing at all, these are just jokes. Hope I didn't offend anyone.... If I did i am truly sorry..

 

[Big Unc]

Nothing at all, these are just jokes. Hope I didn't offend anyone.... If I did i am truly sorry..

No offence - just could not see the link between your five pearls and Scotland.

 

[Compo]

I found these jokes and thought I pass them on..

 

[barmpot]

What has Malta got against Scotland?

I have to say I wondered about the Malta in your post - then I checked and found that Compo is based in Malta! :

 

[Compo]

Yes I live on the little island in the Med Sea that not many have heard of. Last week they did a survey in Britain and they said of all those they asked about 1900 people never heard of it. SHAME!!!! LOL That is why I guess mostly it is British seniors that come here for a holiday as they remember the war days. But the yound should come have a look as there is so much to offer.