Sid's 'in house' cafe

Must be most distressing when he gets in from the pub dying for a bacon sarnie :D

The sign on the door says Open :oops: so if you come home hammered you'd be hammering on the door demanding a sticky bun wouldn't you. So then the cheese and kisses comes down and you get hammered verbally for disturbing her beauty sleep and hammered physically as she takes revenge with a rolling pin .

She returns to bed you decide to sit and watch some TV before retiring and bloody hell they are only showing Hammer House of Horrors Dracula! Still hungry you decide on a sandwich so you butter the bread and the bench , into the fridge out with the ham and pease pudding on the bread bit of mustard job done . First bite you realise its not your normal supermarket pink 2p a slice stuff, its really tasty and then the penny drops you've only gone and woofed down ' er ham ' and the spectre of another hammering in the morning looms large :13:
 
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