Interesting Fact.

[Pearl]

Read an interesting fact yesterday which said that in Hong Kong it's legal for a wife the killer a cheating husband but she has to do it with her bare hands so has to show it's not pre planned.

My best advice is not to follow your wife to Hong Kong it you've been playing away.

I can see it now. " Howard, take me away from here and we'll start again, we'll make a fresh start, let's go to Hong Kong !!! "

 

[captain clutterbuck]

No need to go to Hong Kong , a withering stare from Pearl can paralyse Howard in an instant , a little more work with those " bare hands " that prepared the stodgy food , following a trusted Nora Batty tip off, could bump Howard off without the expense of a trip to the Far East .

 

[Pearl]

Totally agree with you Captain but a woman needs a change of scenery now and then, staying still isn't continual with finding new places to hide bodies.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

finding new places to hide bodies.

So hide and seek , murder mystery weekend and Cluedo all rolled up in one . In the context of the latter it was Pearl ..... in the Kitchen...... with the Steak and Kidney Pudding and the hand made jam roly poly and custard.

 

[Pearl]

So hide and seek , murder mystery weekend and Cluedo all rolled up in one . In the context of the latter it was Pearl ..... in the Kitchen...... with the Steak and Kidney Pudding and the hand made jam roly poly and custard.

 

[barmpot]

So hide and seek , murder mystery weekend and Cluedo all rolled up in one . In the context of the latter it was Pearl ..... in the Kitchen...... with the Steak and Kidney Pudding and the hand made jam roly poly and custard.

Would the murder be investigated by a Scotland Yard detective? WHI 1212 ......

 

[captain clutterbuck]

More likely a specialist flatfoot given the murder "weapon" , I would suggest Henry Crabbe from PIE in the Sky

 

[Pearl]

More likely a specialist flatfoot given the murder "weapon" , I would suggest Henry Crabbe from PIE in the Sky

I liked him but couldn't afford to feed him.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

If you were living in a Gingerbread abode he could eat you out of house and home [ Gretel ] [ " Borrowing the Ventriloquist's version of Dick's name for you in some posts "]