daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Jan 9, 2018 #17,641 Compo about Blamire: “And TWINKLE fingers here gets moody if he can’t perform.”
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Jan 9, 2018 #17,642 Was she always that UNREASONABLE??
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Jan 9, 2018 #17,643 Can you hear that VALVE slapping ?
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Jan 9, 2018 #17,644 Turn left at Lancashire and you're in WALES !
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Jan 9, 2018 #17,645 Compo: "I was aiming for fireboX."
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Jan 9, 2018 #17,646 I bet YOU have one every YEAR don`t YOU Barry.
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Jan 9, 2018 #17,647 Took a whole medical team to free him from that ZIP !
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Jan 9, 2018 #17,648 Compo peering into his welly Foggy..............I don't know how he can do that without AN ANAESTHETIC!
Compo peering into his welly Foggy..............I don't know how he can do that without AN ANAESTHETIC!
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Jan 9, 2018 #17,649 A BLOKE sneaks out for a BIT of peace and somebody mentions home!
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Jan 9, 2018 #17,650 You used to like my COMPANY once ! ....................Aye once, I get it all week now !
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Jan 10, 2018 #17,652 Compo: “Your EILEEN had to get married.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Jan 10, 2018 #17,653 Sid to Ivy: “Yes, as FAST as you’re gobbin’ I’m making mental notes.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Jan 10, 2018 #17,654 Mrs Partridge to Mr Wainwright: “It’s not where it comes from Mr Wainwright, it’s where it was GOING that worried me.”
Mrs Partridge to Mr Wainwright: “It’s not where it comes from Mr Wainwright, it’s where it was GOING that worried me.”
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Jan 10, 2018 #17,655 HOLD this, it`s not live.
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Jan 10, 2018 #17,656 Since when have you been INTERESTED IN stone age burial sites?
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Jan 10, 2018 #17,657 Compo: "Where's me JOYSTICK ?"
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Jan 11, 2018 #17,658 Foggy: “You can’t go around wielding your KARATE chop when you’re under the Red Cross.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Jan 11, 2018 #17,659 Compo to Wally: “How come Nora let you off the LEASH?”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Jan 11, 2018 #17,660 Wally: “A bloke can get a hernia struggling on his own with his MARRIAGE bed.”