happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 3, 2018 #17,901 Where would you place your MACHINE gun?
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 3, 2018 #17,902 There you go being NASTY. You mentioned home.
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 3, 2018 #17,903 You remember the OLD slit trench.
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Feb 3, 2018 #17,904 Lucky you the PAIN barrier !
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Feb 3, 2018 #17,905 QUEUEING at the post office !
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Feb 3, 2018 #17,906 What would a man of my mechanical ineptitude be doing with a video RECORDER ?
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Messages 1,198 Reaction score 2,049 Feb 3, 2018 #17,907 There's Pearl looking very tasty. In a SCARY sort of way.
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 3, 2018 #17,908 Toby, leaning on police car, to Cooper, seated inside: “I want you to TAKE me home.” Cooper: “Give over, we’ve only just met.”
Toby, leaning on police car, to Cooper, seated inside: “I want you to TAKE me home.” Cooper: “Give over, we’ve only just met.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 4, 2018 #17,909 Alvin reading sign in Auntie Wainwright’s shop: “Hands in pockets UNLESS accompanied by the owner.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 4, 2018 #17,910 Barry to Howard: “I thought I knew the VOICE.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 4, 2018 #17,911 Howard to Hobbo: “You’ve been saying that all WEEK.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 4, 2018 #17,912 Toby to Morton: “I’ll show my eX what she’s in danger of losing if she’s not careful.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 4, 2018 #17,913 Howard to Pearl: “YOU whacked my knuckles with YOUR spoon.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 4, 2018 #17,914 Glenda to Barry: “You are now in line for our big priZe.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 4, 2018 #17,916 Compo to Nora: “Some people like watching BALLET. I like to watch thee hanging out tha washing.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 4, 2018 #17,917 Compo to Nora: “It’s funny, I always see thee as the Margot Fonteyn of the CLOTHESLINE.” Last edited: Feb 4, 2018
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 4, 2018 #17,918 Foggy to Compo: “Trained to kill is it? One of your DEADLY DOBERMAN canaries?”
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Feb 4, 2018 #17,919 Before EDUCATION became optional !
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 4, 2018 #17,920 He was always FIRM but FARE.