happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 24, 2018 #18,102 He`s got a little bit tucked away in a EUNUCHS truss.
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 24, 2018 #18,103 Watch the FISH Howard.
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 24, 2018 #18,104 I think I will GO and change my Library book.
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 24, 2018 #18,105 I HAVEN`T got another woman.
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Feb 24, 2018 #18,106 What happens IF you miss the net ?..........................I find IT helps to start screaming !
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Feb 24, 2018 #18,107 You sure your father wasn't a JAPANESE sniper ??
Electrical Entwistle Dedicated Member Messages 1,248 Reaction score 2,668 Feb 24, 2018 #18,108 Seymour's giant kite.
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 25, 2018 #18,109 How did you know she had LEFT you? She LEFT a note.
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Feb 25, 2018 #18,110 happyjack said: How did you know she had LEFT you? She LEFT a note. Click to expand... It said " your tea is in the pantry, love MOTHER !"
happyjack said: How did you know she had LEFT you? She LEFT a note. Click to expand... It said " your tea is in the pantry, love MOTHER !"
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Feb 25, 2018 #18,111 Our NORMAN Clegg , NEXT door??
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Feb 25, 2018 #18,112 I always fancied being an ORPHAN !
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 25, 2018 #18,113 I told thee it were PERSONAL.
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Feb 26, 2018 #18,114 How do you feel now??..................................QUEASY !!
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 26, 2018 #18,115 Your mrs does a RIGHT good sandwich.
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 26, 2018 #18,116 Have you got a STALE bun from yesterday.
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 26, 2018 #18,117 Its just a TEMPORARY cash flow problem.
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Feb 26, 2018 #18,118 The USUAL mixed bag of corsets!
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 26, 2018 #18,119 Compo: “I’m not used to VIADUCTS.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 26, 2018 #18,120 Compo to Clegg: “Do you want me to take me WELLIES off?”