Summer Wine A-Z Game

[daveb]

Compo: “I’m FESTERING bored already.”

 

[daveb]

Foggy to Compo: “Your GRANDCHILDREN! You haven’t GOT any GRANDCHILDREN.”

 

[dick]

You're HOPELESS Norman!, Its a wonder tha ever got married !

 

[dick]

He'd fail his IDIOTS licence !

 

[daveb]

Howard to Pearl: “Why have you stopped warming me JAMMIES?”

 

[daveb]

Smiler offering Howard advice on romance: “You should KISS her hand.”

 

[daveb]

Tom trying to sell music box to Howard: “It’s LIKE LIQUID honey to the ears.”

 

[daveb]

Smiler to Tom: “What are we going to do about Pearl’s MUSICAL box?”
Tom: “We’ll have to get it MENDED.”

 

[happyjack]

I NEVER knew that

 

[happyjack]

I wish we had gone the OTHER way. That`s it we`ll go back the OTHER way. (policemen)

 

[happyjack]

PLAY the shot Alvin.

 

[dick]

A QUANTITY of polystyrene offcuts !

 

[dick]

I'll just go an slip into me RUBBER duck!

 

[daveb]

Auntie Wainwright: “I’m not paying good money for a cloth covered STRETCH limo.”

 

[daveb]

Howard to Clegg: “If she sees me out here I’m in TROUBLE.”

 

[daveb]

Howard to Clegg: “I’m supposed to stop up there until I finish UNBLOCKING the sink in the bathroom.”

 

[happyjack]

What you doing Lenny? I`m waiting for the VOICE.

 

[happyjack]

It`s a WICKED lie.

 

[dick]

You're getting very laX my girl !

 

[dick]

Its YOGA its supposed to help you find your inner tube !