We're DOOMED! Doomed I tell you!

[Brian Johns]

HELP!!! Something strange is happening here in Perth West OZ!

The sky is broken and gone a funny grey colour. The sun has vanished and we don't know where it is.!

We know the sky is broken because its leaking strange wet stuff all over the place. I don't know if we can survive!! The temperature has plummeted to a FREEZING 25(C)..Help!!!!!!! What do we do??????

Personally I blame the Government!................................OR......................Aliens??????

 

[Barrychuckle]

Solution is simple, sell up and move to Holmfirth!

 

[Brian Johns]

I have BEEN THERE! It was even WORSE there! the sky wasnt GREY..It was BLACK and not only did the Sun vanish...so did half the countryside!!
As for the temperature...Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[maltrab]

I have BEEN THERE! It was even WORSE there! the sky wasnt GREY..It was BLACK and not only did the Sun vanish...so did half the countryside!!
As for the temperature...Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You must of gone on a bad day

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Just play this and everything will return to normal conditions

 

[Brian Johns]

You must of gone on a bad day

Here's proof...and YOU WERE THERE!..you drove me!!!

 

[maltrab]

Oh that is just mist, ask Blamire

 

[Brian Johns]

Oh that is just mist, ask Blamire

You are absolutely correct Terry... I stand corrected!

 

[wstol]

Oh that is just mist, ask Blamire

Moody. atmospheric mist.

 

[Pearl]

Give me cold and darkness over that yellow thing any day. I think I'm basically a night creature, that yellow thing is dangerous and hot.

 

[Brian Johns]

Give me cold and darkness over that yellow thing any day. I think I'm basically a night creature, that yellow thing is dangerous and hot.

If you promise to keep it between ourselves Pearl...I am a bit like you! Shhhhhhhhhhhh

I am typically Scottish...Blue Skinned! I get burned watching fireworks on TV!

 

[Pearl]

If you promise to keep it between ourselves Pearl...I am a bit like you! Shhhhhhhhhhhh

I am typically Scottish...Blue Skinned! I get burned watching fireworks on TV!

Has an Australian that's a tad treasonous.

 

[Brian Johns]

Has an Australian that's a tad treasonous.

How dare you! I am SCOTTISH through and through, I just happen to reside in Oz. Them's fighting words lady! A duel is called for,
I say HAGGIS at 20 paces!

 

[gothic]

Oooooh a challenge , can I watch.... please

 

[Pearl]

Oooooh a challenge , can I watch.... please

No told you before that's just wrong.

 

[Pearl]

How dare you! I am SCOTTISH through and through, I just happen to reside in Oz. Them's fighting words lady! A duel is called for,
I say HAGGIS at 20 paces!

I'll see you with your haggis and kilt on the shore of Locke Ness I'll bring my Scottish tea.

 

[Brian Johns]

LOCKE???? Ness!!!!! Madam you insult me again!... and Scottish TEA?????? I'll have you know Scottish Tea is a nighttime meal!

I'll see you at LOCH!!!!!! Ness with Haggis and Black Pud! (I will even invoke the ancient Lancastrian art of ECKY THUMP!..brink your best Bunnett!)
Just remember my second will be Nessie!!

GOTHIC.....you can be adjudicator!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

How dare you! I am SCOTTISH through and through, I just happen to reside in Oz. Them's fighting words lady! A duel is called for,
I say HAGGIS at 20 paces!

Rather a contrast, complaining about the cold yet you're in cockney rhyming terms "A Sweaty Sock"

 

[Brian Johns]

Rather a contrast, complaining about the cold yet you're in cockney rhyming terms "A Sweaty Sock"

Another impugner of my (dubious) heritage! At the risk of becoming d'Artagnan I challenge you too
Meet me here for Thumpy Dub

 

[Brian Johns]

Actually...sorry all, have to call it off...Wife says I can't come out and play anymore!