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That's a cleaner version of what I call it.

Artifical Ignorance would be better!

The AIs have given me two different results, both wrong, when I searched for Norman Clegg's house for sale.

I'm sorry the speculation about your demise is premature. No offence intended and as way of apology next time I'm in your area I'll pop in and take your temperature.

I must protest, all these posts of my demise are untrue whilst I no longer plunder ships and don't shout " Aah me hearties!" on a regular basis I am still alive and kicking up in the Toon , so we'll have less of this dribble about me...

Yesterday I had a very frustrating argument with what's laughing being called AI, we need to change that, I have no problem with artificial but intelligents is like calling Compo a snappy dresser with great taste! On our Facebook page...

They should have given Sweep [Keith Marsh] from a Clean Sweep his last job to spruce them up for their big day , the wedding business has fallen flat so it would also be a last big payday for him :)

I remember when they blow the ones near up I think it was in the 80s. It's a B&M now!

Not far from me is Cottam Power Station which has been closed for several years, bit by bit they have been blowing up parts of the site, on the 14th of August they are going to blow down the 8 large cooling towers all in one go, which...

Was listening to one of my favourite comics, Count Arthur Strong, and he has come up with a daytime show that is a mix of Bargain Hunt and old favourite Ready Steady Cook called Lolly in the Attic . The premise of the game is an Antique...

Police are investigating when a number of packages ordered from abroad by a Mr Bartlam were mysteriously found floating in the Docks in Liverpool :08:;)

Yer worse than THE BANDIT FROM STOKE ON TRENT !!!!!... X!

Best thing to do is let me have your full bank details including and passwords etc and I will see if I can change your balance :41:

Terry !!!!.....I don't want to go all "HERMAN TEASDALE" on you !!!....but I will not accept the excuse that "THE CHEQUE'S IN THE POST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"......I will be calling at every allotment in Lincolnshire !!!!!!!! X!.