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When breakdancing became popular in the 1980s, many lino shops made a trade of selling offcuts to dancers.

We have a place that used to be called Able Jack's but the name changed years ago but we still call it that, they sell lino of all thicknesses you can by off cuts very cheaply, ever couple of years we buy an off cut for the outside toilet.

I recall Clegg commenting in passing on the lino smell. It's just linseed oil, which helps to keep the sheet flexible so that it can be stored rolled without cracking, then unrolled and laid flat. It evaporates fairly quickly, so the...

Keeping thread up because it's important to help with keeping this site going. Without your help I'm not sure how long it will be able to continue and if I haven't got Tony Terry and John to boss around it all falls the shoulders of him...

Auntie is now trialling her meals on wheels service and is seen here testing the product

Some of his female characters believed they were married to some right puddings.

Probably never went broody over one in his entire life!

I'm going to give Roy Clarke the benefit of the doubt. He doesn't seem like the kind of man that knows much about puddings

Hello Amos when you were in Scarborough I hope you visited here for an ice cream , its a wonderful hark back to the 50s and is the pearl in that area . When I was there a couple of months back the cliff railway was down but I was so...

Off to Saltburn tomorrow

Mr Blue its a fair cop must admit my little routine in the post is most definitely down to watching Billy do his routine . Kircaldy is what it's all about, the linoleum capital of the world , people thought they were getting off the...

Talking of linoleum......I URGE EVERYONE to please watch the COMEDY GENIUS that is Billy Connolly talking about a linoleum shop in Methil [where linoleum used to be made]...it is pure comedy gold !!!. He states that the reason the...

I am sure Terry will have mentioned it but his excellent map on here will give you all the information you need to thoroughly enjoy your time in Summer Wine country. Have a great time.

Thank you so much Tony and Terry for your sterling efforts to retain the site's stability and facilities , you have my every sympathy been in that position many many times having to upgrade mainframe operating systems and network...

There is one more major task for me to perform, which could potentially take up to 24 hours, though normally just a couple of hours. Terry and I have discussed the best time to carry this out and have decided that Thursday morning is...