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Afternoon me thinks Amos I remember it with affection Big Daddy , Giant Haystacks and our very own Oggie Buttercluff Leon Arras /Brian Glover . It's the old dears ringside I remember some of them were vicious hitting the wrestlers with...

Gone Fishing with Mortimer and Whitehouse returning on 26th October. Really enjoy this series

And Charlie had a think, and he said, "Look, Fred I got a sort of feelin' If we remove the sealing the junction will still function "All right, " said Fred, "stand back lads" With his crowbar gave a mighty blow Was he in trouble...

A few years back we were on a day out had quite a few beers in the pub , it was a nice sunny day thought it would be a good idea to get a carry out from the offy and play bowls in the local park . After being ejected from the green...

I cant believe its so difficult to have a squirt over there... plenty of free dunnys over here.

@maltrab is our resident Railway enthusiast so I stand to be corrected by his superior knowledge. However I'm sure platform tickets are still thing as the train spotters have to buy them to access the platform. Also the fact that most...

I don't know if you still need a platform ticket in a UK railway station anymore. You did have to pay at one time to go onto the platform, even if you didn't actually go on a train.

As well as Wordle and Murdle I started to complete the NYT Connections daily puzzles which is sixteen words with 4 x4 word levels of connections very much like the round on Only Connect , it can be tough but nowhere near a tough as...

The Empire That Foggy Nearly Built... Edie tells Glenda that being married to Barry is like still being on a provisional licence, and in the cafe Ivy says Compo should try giving Nora some flowers.

Louis Armstrong

Five days and still waiting for a 48 hour Royal Mail delivery despatched on Wednesday

Sorry Captain, not that one

When i think of lyrics I think Ian Dury who could rhyme anything together , yes his lyrics in part could bordering obscene and challenging but its the sheer ability to rhyme words together deserves some admiration here's and example...

I remember the days song lyrics told stories and a good melody. You're right a lot of music is the same words on both verses particularly the new wave these days. Today you can hardly hear what they say because of the programming...

Just got my Onslo cap. Not smelling of beer, crisps or tobacco yet and I need to borrow a Mk 4 Cortina to drive over it a few times to make it look more authentic.