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An article on BBC this morning telling people not to trust everything ai tells you and this is from the people that built it, I'm sitting here with my tea and toast going! No sugar Sherlock! Someone that's not earning billions an hour...

Where's big hammer Wesley when you need a tune up .

I can confirm that the stripe does not make her go any faster.

Turkey Pastie??

I'm very lucky, I have a neigbour that cared for me when I had major surgery a few years ago, she still thinks I need 'feeding up' and the Xmas dinners she sends up to me are to die for! TRADITIONAL!!

I'm definitely a Crum. I don't even have a tree or decorations. It could be a curry on Christmas day or whatever I can find in the freezer. On Boxing day I go to my friend's house and we drink beer and eat Christmassy snacks.

Curry at Christmas. Thats different Cap

The Lavender Hill Mob

Carry on Sergeant with our Compo in it as the Corporal

Being a Geordie divn't wear a vest , don't have a coat they went to charity shop twenty years ago , no jumpers when frustration got the best of me re playing golf and I gave up they went to so shirts only .I get some funny looks when it...

So Mrs Terry doesn't tell you when yo put a second vest on? Woooo that's not a good sign.

Ive actually skimmed the tubs by two now as given some to other family members

I woukdn't touch Turkey with a barge pole tasteless overrated meat , I hate Sunday/Xmas dinner avoid it wherever possible opt for Curry or mostly a lovely piece of grilled fish .

Young Frankenstein, Jacques Tati Mr Hulot's holiday and Mon Uncle [really all of his movies cannot remember if Mon Uncle is colour or B and W have to dig out the DVD] . All the Laurel and Hardy shorts and features and the Three...

Yes there was and you can pay between £25 and £50 for it...