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Howard gets his fingers stuck in the letterbox Foggy says to a bloke outside Aunties, something makes the tea make look civilian I can't makeout what the top picture is, sorry. The ten pound note is what Howard paid Compo to sabotage...

Watched it Mr Blue totally concur should be watched by all , words cannot describe adequately the sheer emotion it evokes .

A horrific black and white film that because it was in black and white brought home the true reality of depraved human behaviour against true love and compassion for fellow human beings......Schindler's List. I urge EVERYONE to watch...

I hated cross country! Middle of winter in gym skirt and t shirt, it wasn't the cold in minded it was the gym teacher in tracksuit, scarf and hat that piddled us off, evil witch she was. As for scarf and gloves we wear what we used to...

"Falls exhausted on the floor "

Camera Shy

Of course he was, if wasn't he would be now

Worked in a Tailors for a while so got the stock cheaply . Adversity towards coats and things started young still have the pin prick scars on my chest where mumsie tried to pin my scarf to keep me warm and make sure I didn't lose it...

I once lived in Newcastle and met people who were proud to not even own a coat! Captain, what made you ever have a coat? Was it an unwanted present!?

Shiver me timbers, Captain.

I think it's a Geordie thing, I've never owned a coat, I got my genes from my parents, made of tougher stuff, I wear t shirts all year round.

One BW favorite is "The Train" with Bert Lancaster just putting yourself in their shoes.. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059825/ I've been watching several Humphery Bogart movies lately on Youtube, and when they convert them to colour...

I had a friend who had a motorbike dismantled with all the parts stored in one of his bedrooms .He was effectively the landlord of a pair of flats he was downstairs , tenants upstairs they had issues with guttering so he bought lengths...

Imagine having that in bits in your spare bedroom!

It's amazing how sarcasm isn't so popular in other countries, the North East has monopoly on it, my parents where so dead pan the southerners down here didn't stand a chance.