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I had a friend who had a motorbike dismantled with all the parts stored in one of his bedrooms .He was effectively the landlord of a pair of flats he was downstairs , tenants upstairs they had issues with guttering so he bought lengths of plastic guttering and stored them in his flat wound from...

If , and it is the realms of sheer fantasy, Nora ran off with Compo do you think Wally would be delighted or terribly distressed.

Where's big hammer Wesley when you need a tune up .

Turkey Pastie??

Being a Geordie divn't wear a vest , don't have a coat they went to charity shop twenty years ago , no jumpers when frustration got the best of me re playing golf and I gave up they went to so shirts only .I get some funny looks when it snows or rains but don't feel the cold only insist on...

I woukdn't touch Turkey with a barge pole tasteless overrated meat , I hate Sunday/Xmas dinner avoid it wherever possible opt for Curry or mostly a lovely piece of grilled fish .

Young Frankenstein, Jacques Tati Mr Hulot's holiday and Mon Uncle [really all of his movies cannot remember if Mon Uncle is colour or B and W have to dig out the DVD] . All the Laurel and Hardy shorts and features and the Three Stooges the same.

How about the Horse??

Do you think the LLoyd bit of the name comes from the writer of Are you being Served.

Maybe pointless given Roger's consummate knowledge of our beloved show but I was going to guess at Beware of Laughing at Nora's Hats.

As the day went on with no answers I expected Pearl to have answered but Imitation came in at the last minute [ growling , snarling , gnashing Emoji - Pearl ] :)

Edie and the Automobile

I'm a chocaholic to real struggle when you go shopping and all these Christmas sweets are available managing to resist at moment but not sure how long . I saw this from Lindt, ultimate advent calendar .

As Compo would say " Hold tha water lass" :)

Agree though Ben Elton was interviewed two weeks ago and seemed little or no chance of any more . I thought it pertinent of U and Gold to show season 4 last week in the lead up to Armistice day because the concluding scene is so poignant and moving I defy anyone not to feel the emotion it generated.