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UPS [Compo] "Tha knows ya a Useless Pillock Seymour !"

This Xmas themed joke made me laugh :)

Do we think they bought up the exhibits as well and are perhaps cherry picking items to put on display throughout the cafe ?

Another shock announcement came out of the blue yesterday , one of the original artist who broke Reggae in the UK with the likes of Desmond Dekker , Prince Buster and all the Trojan Record stars who Chris Blackwell but particularly Lee Gupthal brought to the UK . A very sad day becoming all to...

Saw a Comic the other night saying God had failed to write millions of people full scripts to map out their life gave an example of a guy who walks up and down his local shopping centre all day everyday muttering to himself and occasionally at certain points of the day opens the door to...

I think Rick will be delighted if he returns to the Forum because he was mentioning this series a while back and was either hoping to see it or was perhaps attempting to purchase copies.

Did you keep it in the house and put it in situ outside at 9.54 am as that's when the temp drops off to what we have been experiencing and more .

Genuinely shocked yesterday , he's been in the spotlight lately seen at Ozzy's funeral and announcing the talk in tour next year , to be in two hugely successful bands is astounding. It is a very sad loss.

Watched it Mr Blue totally concur should be watched by all , words cannot describe adequately the sheer emotion it evokes .

Worked in a Tailors for a while so got the stock cheaply . Adversity towards coats and things started young still have the pin prick scars on my chest where mumsie tried to pin my scarf to keep me warm and make sure I didn't lose it. The resistance to cold started at Senior school when you would...

I had a friend who had a motorbike dismantled with all the parts stored in one of his bedrooms .He was effectively the landlord of a pair of flats he was downstairs , tenants upstairs they had issues with guttering so he bought lengths of plastic guttering and stored them in his flat wound from...

If , and it is the realms of sheer fantasy, Nora ran off with Compo do you think Wally would be delighted or terribly distressed.

Where's big hammer Wesley when you need a tune up .

Turkey Pastie??

Being a Geordie divn't wear a vest , don't have a coat they went to charity shop twenty years ago , no jumpers when frustration got the best of me re playing golf and I gave up they went to so shirts only .I get some funny looks when it snows or rains but don't feel the cold only insist on...