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Does Brushes at Dawn count

Small Tune on a Penny Wassail , Am I mistaken again I just thought Penny Wassail sounds like one of Howard's lady friends from the past pre Marina, surely there's room for a Penny in Howard's chequered history :)

To qualify my :mad: I understand it to a point , the High Street continues to struggle so they need to boost footfall and sales anyway they can , it almost becomes a one upmanship contest who can start first . I had similar over a month ago at a local pub/restaurant , as I walked through the...

I had just started work as a Cobol Programmer , on my 10 week training course. I recall it like it was yesterday, the trainer interrupted our training course to announce the news. There was just a stunned silence nobody really believed the stark reality , it was a shocking and such as very sad day.

Sadly will need to chase up the episode I think it is. Tom and Smiler are to become cowboys and Tom is trying to kit out Smiler who has braces on by giving him a belt and using a silver picture frame as a glam belt buckle.

Tap you bank card on the card reader , tap dance with joy if it ever works :)

I did , also Cannon was a favourite , two sides 15 yards either side of a tin can with sticks on , tennis ball, whichever side who hit the can and dislodge the sticks is ON . The aim for that side , to get the can and sticks back upright without being hit with the ball , the other to hit you...

Barry in danger from Reading and Aunt Jessie.

Its the cost of that pain, effectively you pay the dentist to inflict pain with side effect that the troublesome tooth is removed . The sheer expense of the treatment makes your eyes water even more . Bobby Thompson perhaps summed it up best :- " I went to the Dentists for a checkup the other...

Sinclair and the Wormley Witches

Airbrushing things in and out reminds me of Kryten's shocking comment in Red Dwarf episode when they crew beam down into Dallas and Kryten says " We could go behind the grassy knoll and shout Duck" . these photo edit packages are ingenious . Regarding filming gaffs this site records them worth...

two for one Will Stella find true love with Norris Fairburn.

It was all about bolts , he was a car mechanic so not only dealt with nuts and bolts he bolted after Granville seeking revenge for the air horn incident . As the milk round supervisor he advised Granville to stick to his bolts when Granville is flirting with the Milk Woman. the Supervisor's...

Edie and the Automobile

Getting on Sidney's wire