"IF WYATT EARP CAN HAVE A PEARL HANDLED REVOLVER I CAN HAVE A FEW FLOWERS ON ME TRUNCH !!!!!".
"I JUST FANCY A NICE STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE....MADE WITH CARING HANDS".....
"DOESN'T YOUR WIFE CARE ?"......
"SHE CARES.....IT IS JUST THAT SHE...
"IS YOUR WIFE STILL LEARNING SPANISH ?"......
"IV'E HAD PAELLA THREE TIMES THIS WEEK !!!!"...
"IT'S ALRIGHT IS PAELLA"......
"FOR BREAKFAST !!!!!!!!!!!!".
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"I'M CAPTAIN ZERO....THE HUMAN CANNONBALL !!!!!".....
" WELL WER'E PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON !!!!!!!!"......
ONE OF OUR DYNAMIC DUO'S GREATEST ONE LINERS !!!!.
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You have been sadly missed my Scottish brother !!!!......I have been lying awake at night puzzling over questions that only the "SUMMERWINE GEEEEEENIUS" can answer.......you are like the Caledonian Roy Clarke !!!......and we all love...
If you all remember our "scruffy little hero" "LIKED A BIT OF BLOOD !!!!".....[he then explained me meant BLACK PUDDIN' !!!]......when "Florence Nightingale Dewhurst" started to get all squeamish at the thought of a motorist covered in...
Thank you I certainly hope we beat the Pool , if Plymouth can [have you stopped celebrating yet :)) then surely we can to. I think Russ Abbot was perhaps a Hobson's choice [no pun intended] in terms of comedic actors available . I...
Firstly [and most importantly] my Geordie mate....CONGRATULATIONS ON REACHING WEMBLEY !!!!!!......now you must do yer 'arld Scouse docker mate a BIIIIIIIIIG FAVOUR.......and beat those dirty stinkin' reds !!!!!.
I love Edie's "drink yer...
I often wonder how [and why] our hero Mr.Clarke wrote Hobbo's famous "THE WHEEL !!!....THE WHEEL!!!...IS MY FOOT ON THE WHEEL ????" running gag ?.........it was the last series equivalent of "I AM A DIRECT DECENDANT OF ROBIN...
In the [in my humble opinion] greatest ever episode....1989's "JOLLY BOYS OUTING".....when he is asked what a female swan is called at the beginning of their game of "trivial pursuit" at Cassandra's dinner party..[to impress her...
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