Taking of Daniel Craig !!!!......he is from Heswall on the Wirral......and our cleaner here at the docks used to go out with him !!!!..[SWIT-SWOO !!!].....she said he was only young and that he was not the swim short wearing hunk that...
Liverpool was MENTAL !!!!....there are thousands and thousands of 1st,2nd and 3rd generation Irish in my city !!!....they say Liverpool is the capital of Ireland !!!...[my father was from County Mayo]...PLUS.....we have the cheap...
Makes us laugh.....makes us cry.....makes us happy.....makes us sad.....calms us down....gives us purpose....makes us think....makes us value each other.....MAKES US ONE GLOBAL FAMILY OF BARMPOTS !!!!!.
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"Oh no !!!!!...it's The Sherriff of Nottingham !!!!!!".....
"LINGWEEEEEEEEENIE !!!!!".......
"He's a bit gobby this landlord !!!.....he must be related to The Sherriff of Nottingham !!!".....
Sharp intake of breath....sharp intake of...
"And don't let me catch you readin' any FUNNY BOOKS !!!!".
"It's like a piece of furniture has come alive !!!!.....I wouldn't mind if you weren't so badly put together !!!!!"..........2 great lines from "ower Nora" from the number one...
"The speed....."
"The danger.....
"I'M GOING RACING !!!!"...
"A man has to do what a man has to do".........followed by a swift "WHACK" from Ivy's handbag !!!!!!!
"There's a man finely dressed in his riding gear",
"Not his underwear"
"But his riding gear"
"Let us go for a ride on my motorbike"
"And I shall gladly drive you round the twist".......our scruffy hero crooning to our Nora...when he...
Barry !!!!....your phrase "ON MY LAND" reminds me of that wonderful Geordie magazine "VIZ".......remember......... Farmer Palmer.....with his 12 bore shotgun.....he would exclaim "GET OFF MY LAND !!!!"......before blowing some little...
Perspective from someone from across the pond who knows about Summer Wine thanks to Maryland Public Television.
Mysterious Feet of Nora Batty may have the absolute funniest scenes with Wally and Nora in the kitchen and then the guys...
I agree with Ferret...Shooting Stars had Vic and Bob at their maniacal best !!!......it tickles me every time I think about the contestants all cooing and moving their hands skywards to try attract "THE DOVE FROM ABOVE"...pure lunacy !!.
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I concur with my American friend !!! [CODFANGLERS !!!].....
"Mysterious Feet" is the perfect episode.....from the pub scene "I'M WRONG AGE FOR GOING STERILE"....to the "pigeon scene"....."IV'E RAISED HER FROM AN EGG !!!...SHE'S MY...
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