Or Mr Simmonite may have also scrawled the following...
Nora, Nora, Nora...
I don't wanna bore yer.
Tha's Audrey Hepburn in Curlers tha knows,
but them wrinkles they has to goes!
When tha's sweeping me wiv that brush,
my heart gives...
Here's one for yer !!!!....I have drank 8 litres of water EVERY DAY [apart from the odd Weekend loony binge] for well over 20 years !!!.
Even after the aforementioned "binges" I will drink litres during the night when I wake up...
Brian Blessed with his undies over his kecks.......and a BIIIIIG pair of wings !!!!....a thing of absolute beauty !!!!...."FLASH GORDON'S ALIIIIIIIVE !!!!!!!!!!!"
X!
It was the time our "visually challenged" hero "OUT DELLED DEL BOY !!!!"......
Remember the moment Del fell through the bar when he was talking to Trigger.....it was voted the best comedy moment !!!......WELL....due to the brilliant...
A stick insect called Boris !!!!....yer see...we go for the more exotic pets in deepest Liverpool !!!.....
I loved him.....he was in a 3 foot tank.....and I used to pick fresh branches with the leaves on from Sefton Park every day to...
Considering our favourite "silent killer" was so used to "jungle warfare" he shrieked when he examined the trees !!!....and out came his hanky !!....exclaiming "they are covered with insects !!!....whilst swatting them with his hanky...
"It's my round...what are you avin' ?"....
"Ooooohh...I will 'av a nice large Whiskey !!"...
"No you won't...you are driving....YOU WILL 'AV A SMALL BEER !!!!"...
"I will 'av a small beer"....
And if it was not for them damaging...
It should be an "Edie special cup"......specifically for Glenda.
When she finishes her drink she looks into the cup and sees "YOUV'E DRANK YOUR COFFEE !!!!!!!!!!!".
X!
The absolute "HOLY TRINITY OF TWITS".......If there was an Olympic medal for "twittery" our favourite trio would all be on the podiums !!....GOLD,SILVER AND BRONZE !!!!.....with Foggy saluting and crying as they played The National...
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