CAPTAIN !!!!!.....CONGRATULATIONS FROM THE PEOPLES CLUB ....THE REAL CLUB OF LIVERPOOL !!!!!!....I thought you were absolutely amazing !!!.
I was in Glasgow for the Celtic/Rangers game.....and I was filling up when I saw the joy and...
Two more "Howard classics"......
"Don't go changing.....I like you just the way you are {because he knows she is going out in Mrs Avery's minibus}.....and Mrs Avery was right....THE UNIFORM WAS TOO SMALL !!!!.....and.....
"Your a lot...
"Garlic !!!....I thought that was for vampires !!!"......
"Have yer checked yer neck lately ?".
"WRONG !!....it's a lovely day for scraping the wallpaper off in the spare bedroom !!!"...
"But it's really stuck on !!!!".....
"WELL GET...
"IF WYATT EARP CAN HAVE A PEARL HANDLED REVOLVER I CAN HAVE A FEW FLOWERS ON ME TRUNCH !!!!!".
"I JUST FANCY A NICE STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE....MADE WITH CARING HANDS".....
"DOESN'T YOUR WIFE CARE ?"......
"SHE CARES.....IT IS JUST THAT SHE...
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