CAPTAIN !!!!!.....CONGRATULATIONS FROM THE PEOPLES CLUB ....THE REAL CLUB OF LIVERPOOL !!!!!!....I thought you were absolutely amazing !!!.
I was in Glasgow for the Celtic/Rangers game.....and I was filling up when I saw the joy and...
Two more "Howard classics"......
"Don't go changing.....I like you just the way you are {because he knows she is going out in Mrs Avery's minibus}.....and Mrs Avery was right....THE UNIFORM WAS TOO SMALL !!!!.....and.....
"Your a lot...
"Garlic !!!....I thought that was for vampires !!!"......
"Have yer checked yer neck lately ?".
"WRONG !!....it's a lovely day for scraping the wallpaper off in the spare bedroom !!!"...
"But it's really stuck on !!!!".....
"WELL GET...
"IF WYATT EARP CAN HAVE A PEARL HANDLED REVOLVER I CAN HAVE A FEW FLOWERS ON ME TRUNCH !!!!!".
"I JUST FANCY A NICE STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE....MADE WITH CARING HANDS".....
"DOESN'T YOUR WIFE CARE ?"......
"SHE CARES.....IT IS JUST THAT SHE...
"IS YOUR WIFE STILL LEARNING SPANISH ?"......
"IV'E HAD PAELLA THREE TIMES THIS WEEK !!!!"...
"IT'S ALRIGHT IS PAELLA"......
"FOR BREAKFAST !!!!!!!!!!!!".
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"I'M CAPTAIN ZERO....THE HUMAN CANNONBALL !!!!!".....
" WELL WER'E PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON !!!!!!!!"......
ONE OF OUR DYNAMIC DUO'S GREATEST ONE LINERS !!!!.
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You have been sadly missed my Scottish brother !!!!......I have been lying awake at night puzzling over questions that only the "SUMMERWINE GEEEEEENIUS" can answer.......you are like the Caledonian Roy Clarke !!!......and we all love...
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