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    Has Sid Bought new dive suit

    Here's one for yer !!!!....I have drank 8 litres of water EVERY DAY [apart from the odd Weekend loony binge] for well over 20 years !!!. Even after the aforementioned "binges" I will drink litres during the night when I wake up !!!.....I even drink it in the bath [not the bath water !!!!] The...
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    Flash Gordon

    Brian Blessed with his undies over his kecks.......and a BIIIIIG pair of wings !!!!....a thing of absolute beauty !!!!...."FLASH GORDON'S ALIIIIIIIVE !!!!!!!!!!!" X!
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    Favourite Eli moments

    It was the time our "visually challenged" hero "OUT DELLED DEL BOY !!!!"...... Remember the moment Del fell through the bar when he was talking to Trigger.....it was voted the best comedy moment !!!......WELL....due to the brilliant writing of Mr.Clarke Eli did the very same thing BEFORE John...
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    What was your first pet and there name?

    A stick insect called Boris !!!!....yer see...we go for the more exotic pets in deepest Liverpool !!!..... I loved him.....he was in a 3 foot tank.....and I used to pick fresh branches with the leaves on from Sefton Park every day to feed him and keep him happy !!.......I would get him out and...
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    It must be legit. Foggy got a receipt..

    Considering our favourite "silent killer" was so used to "jungle warfare" he shrieked when he examined the trees !!!....and out came his hanky !!....exclaiming "they are covered with insects !!!....whilst swatting them with his hanky shouting "GERRROFF !!!...GERROFF !!!!".......but as we all...
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    Learning the business

    "It's my round...what are you avin' ?".... "Ooooohh...I will 'av a nice large Whiskey !!"... "No you won't...you are driving....YOU WILL 'AV A SMALL BEER !!!!"... "I will 'av a small beer".... And if it was not for them damaging Mr.Crabtree's ankle our Crush would not have EVER had to...
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    Chuffin Eck. Dont shop 'ere !!!

    That's how copper wire was invented.......Auntie and Arkwright arguing over a penny !!!!! X!.
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    Get out

    And........"STOP USING THE SAUCER !!!......THAT IS WHAT I AM FOR !!!!!!"...for our scruffy hero !!!! X!
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    Get out

    It should be an "Edie special cup"......specifically for Glenda. When she finishes her drink she looks into the cup and sees "YOUV'E DRANK YOUR COFFEE !!!!!!!!!!!". X!
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    How many twits?

    The absolute "HOLY TRINITY OF TWITS".......If there was an Olympic medal for "twittery" our favourite trio would all be on the podiums !!....GOLD,SILVER AND BRONZE !!!!.....with Foggy saluting and crying as they played The National Anthem !!! X!
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    Why Do You Watch Last Of The Summer Wine?

    Visual Prozac.......it simply soothes the soul. X!
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    Compo's Thursday

    Maltrab.....I absolutely concur with you. To see such a wonderful vibrant healthy happy genius of an actor deteriorate in front of your eyes is such a painful experience and has stayed with me. I never watch any of the trilogy and to be honest I struggle watching the episodes just prior to...
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    Brick Train

    I can just see it now......Foggy......with his railway cap on his head......waving his flag....standing on the bridge shouting "THAT'S NOT DIESEL.....THAT'S STEAM !!!!"............and our scruffy hero replying "THAT'S NOT STEAM.....THAT'S BRICKS !!!!!!" x!
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    Mothers Day Presents.

    It was a Christmas tradition for Auntie !!!...it's a pity Seymour,Cleggy and Compo thought they were getting a lovely liqour instead of the dreaded Castor Oil !!!!. X!
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    14 pinters

    "SICILY"....named [as Cleggy declared] "after a large island in the Med"......was a BIIIIIIIIIIG drinker !!!!. X!
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