Am I the only one seeing a white bike?
Be interesting to know what the insurance company made of claiming to have moped but the log book states a fire engine! Bit of a difference.
In former years and parodied on TV when people retired their parting gift was always a clock or a watch , the last thing you need when idling your days away.
When I was a kid the neighbours had one on the landing adjacent to our landing wall flaming thing was going off 24/7 you'd hear it all through the night, I think that's why I hate clocks especially ticking, chiming or cuckoo clocks.
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