Recent content by Pearl

Could even be Kate Adie!

We had beer and fags but yours must have been a special shop to carry funny woman, were they kept under the counter in plain brown bags?

A lot of these shop were turned into something else, I know the ones on our old street one was turned into a house and the other a cob shop. They were tiny with mostly tin food, cereals, cleaning products, beers wines spirits They usually had dairy products and potatoes and a great choice of...

Parents always sent their kids to the corner shop, nearly every street had a corner shop, we had 2 one on each end of the street.

A lot of houses have coal sheds some are just tiny sheds but some are huge, the house we had before this one had a huge coal shed at the side of the house, some people turned them into downstairs bathrooms or extended the kitchen.

Taking a note to the corner shop and asking for 5 fags!

Actually that was the idea but had no clue what we were doing and when we did read the destructions we were even more confused. He came down and it took him 5 minutes!

We bought our son one for Xmas one year, xmas eve we were trying to set it up and got so annoyed, tired and flustered with it we got him up at 2am to set it up for himself for the morning! He was delighted.

John has volunteered to bake fresh pasties and sing some soothing song for Tony while he goes through this. Good luck Tony.

If I had a Travis I'd be in solitary confinement with 3 meals a day and walk for an hour everyday in the yard.

We usually go together because if I send him with a list he makes worse substitutions than Tesco! No washing up liquid! 2 bottles of beer will do! And on one occasion I sent him to buy toiletries for me I had to send him with pictures! He came home very proud of the fact he asked an assistant...

Little prickerly pillocks.

It made Australian news channels

If mine starts getting chatted up just shout over "don't forget you'll need to wash his socks " that generally kills any mood.

There's an elderly couple that go to our local shopping centre, they must be in their 80s. He holds her hand all the way round carrying shopping and helping her reach things, they walk around with the same shell shocked expression that Goff and Jesse have and I was watching them this morning...