Recent content by Pearl

House over the road from me had scaffolding put up about 3 weeks ago, Monday 6 council workers in 4 council vans came and changed the down pipe! 6 of them on the scaffolding chatting and making phones calls for an hour and a half!

And Situations Vacant.

It's getting to that time of year when they need to point at stuff and say " this is what your council tax was spent on this year " so that we it didn't think it all went on the 54 councillors fact finding mission with their spouses and kids to the Caribbean last month or the season tickets to...

Oooh getting interesting.

Is this #4 + 1 or are you just skipping 5 for some reason?

I won't do the next one but if anyone wants to dung my 20 quid I'll help out.

I'm going to say The Mysterious CW Northrope. The coffee table had a scratch on it and Ivy was on a ladder.

I'm going to start with The Black Widow, Howard lent her his step ladders to peep into Cleggs windows.

Good answer I think you're right.

Mobile Salad Strainer Wesley needed a licence to drive it on the road and Compo tried to give Nora some flowers in a vase.

I'm going for A Quiet Drink, the woman driver was having driving lessons from her husband.

So it's all just noise to you? You know what that means don't you?

You can still buy it

Yes definitely and I won't answer the next one so I don't hog it.

But have you got the string vest and beer belly to go with it?