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    The best is yet to come.

    My aunty Gertrude, the old biddy I told you about in my last posting is, as I mentioned, about to try and raise £2 : 47p by putting her girdle on back to front and pushing a frozen pea up the north face of the Eiger with her nose. Regretfully, I have to tell you that her efforts seem to have...
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    The best is yet to come.

    Hello everybody. My postings are now at 1,989. That means I only have ten more emails to send before I reach my 2,000 mark. Just a minute, that can't be right......when I post this one it will only leave .... err leave..... Hang on a minute while I get my socks off. I really must get my toe...
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    The best is yet to come.

    Not to worry Terry. I will do as you say and post it via Youtube. Thanks for your consideration and advice. I will post it either tomorrow, Sunday, or Monday. :17:
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    Laughter track

    I love that phrase Barry, 'they all blur into one'. I have that trouble but in my case it's not the episodes of Summer Wine, it's my ex wives. I'm doing a census next year.:25:
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    The best is yet to come.

    I had considered using Youtube Terry but the film's characters are two of the cast and I just wanted to share it with true Summer Winers. It's only a short clip and runs for 36 seconds. Its capacity is 33 megabytes. It is very funny. Is it too big to be posted directly into your forums? Peri.
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    The best is yet to come.

    Thanks for the idea of the gauntlets Graham. I used to have this problem undoing bra straps but I no longer have that complaint, I stopped wearing bras. :35:
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    The best is yet to come.

    Thanks Captain.
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    The best is yet to come.

    The film is almost complete. All I need to know now is, how does this 'DOF' {Doddering Old Fart} post the film on theses pages????????:oops:
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    The best is yet to come.

    This is just a brief note to let you know that I am working on something very special. Unfortunately, due to my failing memory and dexterity, the project is very time consuming. I do, however, hope to post this gem in the next few days. I would like to make it my 2,000th posting. A few more...
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    Webcam

    Mmm, good question Marianna. Maybe the plant leaf had headlights.:cool2:
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    Webcam

    You are spot on there Moody. I agree, our Nora would make a superb Jaws.
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    Webcam

    Hey Marianna, that looks like a big black fin to me. Could they be making another Jaws film? Who do you think will be playing the part of Jaws? :eek2::12::13:
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    Station Road Cam

    I get the same film on the Station Road cam which has never changed since I joined. The Holmfirth cam does not update every ten seconds like it used to. Anyone out there know what's what? :12::13:
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    Summer Wine Limericks

    OOPS. Last line should be And made him look like he was covered in blusher :mad:
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    Summer Wine Limericks

    A hefty young fella was Crusher He was Ivy's courtyard brusher But he didn't like the frock It was as tight as a sock And made look like he was covered in blusher :mad:
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