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The new vicar at a city centre church was delighted when he received an anonymous gift and when he told the church council about it, he proposed it should be used to buy a new chandelier for the body of the church. However, it was put to a vote and the vicar was disappointed when his proposal...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

He: "This article says women use about 30,000 words a day, whereas men only use 15,000 words." She: "That's probably because a woman has to say everything twice." He: "...What?"

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Might have put this one up before, if so apologies - if not, groan away .. One day a man went to an auction and he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after...

What time is the Huddersfield bus?

Hope this all works out well. You have been given some sound advice about local trains. Best to get to Huddersfield, as stated, and then a bus. Dependent upon what days you are in the area I too love somewhat near so let me know - although at present I seem to be spending a lot of time at...

Many years ago I favoured the two wheeled form of transport but could never afford the leathers - just the old BELSTAFF WAXED JACKET. My mounts were simple British offerings, BSA, Triumph, P & M, Velocette and Norton ...

Ah well, needed to be something significant to mark my 5000th rambling on here, but a long way to go to catch up Dick!!!:18::18:

He is not the only one. ...Glenda in racing leathers has graced our correspondence from time to time

I was talking to someone who looked at a new house, four bedroomed and there were a total of five toilets in it spread over the three floors.

No this is a B12 https://www.motorcycleclassics.com/barbers-best/1939-bsa-b12-sports

I noticed that as the series progressed his cars got newer and newer, I put it down to promotion in the building society.

Wesley fitted ejector seats?

Like Dick had my copy for ages, in fact I think it was the first Summer Wine book I managed to buy apart from a few pamphlets that used to be produced by the local newspaper in the 1980s which I also have.

I think I need to upgrade from my 16 inch screen as some of this detail just does not show up for me! All the words they spew out about your saved choices is unreadable unless I get in close.

Thanks for all these Claye. It has occurred to me - that in cartoons you could bring Foggy and Blamire together - they knew one another at Oswestry in the army. Even Seymour as he was RAF.

Hail Smiling Morn or thereabouts just about in first position. Of Funerals and Fish is also very good and also The Changing Face of Rural Blamire. Hard decision ...

A college student could not take his seminar final exam because of a funeral. "No problem," the teacher told him. "Make it up the following week." That week came, and again he couldn't take the test due to another funeral. "You'll have to take the test early next week," the professor insisted...

The Inland Revenue decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to their office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extrarvrgant lifestyland no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money...